Total Medals Earned: 88 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,700 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (260/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (70/95 points)
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Medals Earned: 13/20 (235/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Play over an hour
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)